me during classes
- "that’s racist"
- "that’s sexist"
- "there are more than two genders"
- "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
- "that’s ableist"
- "there aren’t enough girls in here"
I hope you get sent out of the room for constantly interrupting everyone else’s attempts to learn because you can’t stop yourself parroting buzzwords you learned off tumblr
Alternative universe where George W. Bush is just your quirky and loving uncle who never started a war in Iraq
Just like how they acted like killing Iraqis and other assorted brown people started with Bush Jr. while forgetting that Bill Clinton bombed Iraq, Sudan and Afghanistan and invaded Somalia and Haiti.
it’s gonna be fun when the republicans win back the presidency because suddenly every tumblr liberal is going to “discover” mass deportation, drone strikes and everything else that was going on under obama, but act as if it’s something the republicans started.
basically, imperialism’s okay if you can paint a smiley face on it.
I just saw ‘The Big Chill’ for the first time last night. The whole time I just kept asking myself why Jeff Goldblum plays the same exact cerebral nerd motherfucker in every single movie he’s in.
can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you
texting all day is not natural
force communication all hours of the day is not natural
All of you, Get a hobby that is not another person. Its vital.
|—||people whose parents never taught them to mind their own fuckin business (via eltigrechico)|
It’s been real, Deep Space Nine. You are easily my favorite Star Trek series, if not my favorite TV series ever. I find myself hoping that the next Star Trek movie has Q snap his fingers and fix that alternate timeline shizz and finally let us have a movie about you. ‘Til then, onto Enterprise and the rest of Voyager!